A Pragmatic Approach To Philosophy

"I was a pragmatist until I got high blood pressure, then I became a nihilist to pragmatically avoid stress. But as a nihilist it didn't matter whether I had high blood pressure or not and so I decided to become whatever the heck I wanted, which happened to be a pragmatist again. I realized that I was about to get caught in an infinite loop so I became an irrationalist, that way the infinite loop would no longer bug me. However, I then discovered that as an irrationalist I didn't need to start the infinite loop in the first place because nothing necessarily followed from anything else, and once again I realized that everything I had done had been pragmatic whereupon I became a pragmatist..."

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